Just the ramblings of a crazy Mom of two beautiful girls (and YaYa to many children that I adore) navigating through my snafu'd life. This blog is my way of 'clearing the cobwebs' and trying to maintain my sanity.
I have a chaotic life full of kids, rebuilding after our house burnt, coffee, my best girls, mornings in my breezeway, blogging, a full time job, screaming kids, laundry, remodeling, Asperger's/OCD Big'K, mowing, taking the trash out, Bipolar w/psychosis and RAD Lil'K, a crazy family, more kids thrown in the mix, bad plumbing, laughing until I pee my pants, electrical malfunctions, and everything else the Big G thinks He needs to throw at me on this ride we call life, all the while trying to survive being a single mother. Because let's face it...every day that I wake up, I am outnumbered!
scratching her head until there are holes where it is possible that brain matter is showing.
like seriously? this child always itches. and just when you think its over...boom!! scratching. the infernal itch that is my 4 yr old Lil K. will it ever end? i. am. not. sure. i hope so. i am afraid her skin will not make it. im sure there are things that i can rub on her. or not. its hard for me to get things like that. as she tends to find said things. and slather herself in them. as she did with my hormone cream. that is a story for another time.
right now. as i am watching access hollywood (really? am i that bored?) she is trying and i mean not really trying at all... to go to bed. but all this trying is interrupted every three minutes with a burst of itching. scratching that makes my skin crawl. a sound that is un-human. almost that of a wild animal you expect to run across in some hidden jungle. that sound. i hear it in my sleep. when she sleepscratches.
Just a mom of two kids. Big K and Lil K. Who make me loco on a daily basis. I have a ton of other kids that call me 'YaYa'. They are my 'stray cats' as my great aunt refers to them. Once you start feeding them they won't go away...and apparently i'm a great cook!
The things I say will not always make sense. I am funny. I am sarcastic. I am educated. (Sometimes I forget this and the ghettoredneckcoonass comes out. I cannot help it. Hushitup!) I am a smartass. I do not sleep a lot. I may be off color at times. I am also harmless. You may not get my style and that is not my fault. This blog is not meant to be anything other than my thoughts. What I say belongs to me and at the end of the day...it's just words. Get over yourself. If you are offended, go away. You have been warned...