Just the ramblings of a crazy Mom of two beautiful girls (and YaYa to many children that I adore) navigating through my snafu'd life. This blog is my way of 'clearing the cobwebs' and trying to maintain my sanity.
I have a chaotic life full of kids, rebuilding after our house burnt, coffee, my best girls, mornings in my breezeway, blogging, a full time job, screaming kids, laundry, remodeling, Asperger's/OCD Big'K, mowing, taking the trash out, Bipolar w/psychosis and RAD Lil'K, a crazy family, more kids thrown in the mix, bad plumbing, laughing until I pee my pants, electrical malfunctions, and everything else the Big G thinks He needs to throw at me on this ride we call life, all the while trying to survive being a single mother. Because let's face it...every day that I wake up, I am outnumbered!
have you ever looked for your social security card for a few weeks and just could not remember where you put it? or your drivers liscense that you knew was in your wallet but now is gone? what about your debit card that you knew you had put on the dresser the night before? well i can tell you where they are! your social security cards are under the books on your shelf after being used for a game of 'library card'. your liscense is in the back pocket of your four year old after a game of 'going to the store to buy beeya' (beer), and your debit card is in the same four year olds zebra print purse after she was pretending to be big. if you seem to be losing things faster than you can find them i suggest you find your smallest kid and next to smallest kids and dont ask. because they will lie. just put on your saddest face and muster up a tear or just cover your eyes and wrinkle your forehead and absolutely make the saddest speech you can about how you have lost your belongings and you are thinking about calling the PO leece. give it about four to thirteen minutes and walah!! your things will start appearing. its easy as that!!
really?? who created these like cookie snatching theives?? it wasnt me!! i mean i cant say ive never stolen anything in my life. but i can say when confronted with it i either forked it over or would have gone to the grave with where it was. i mean really if youre gonna lie...lie well! and if youre gonna steal something...make sure you put it back before anyone notices!!
damn five finger freddy little cookie munchin mess makin' no after-potty wipin' buttheads!!!
Just a mom of two kids. Big K and Lil K. Who make me loco on a daily basis. I have a ton of other kids that call me 'YaYa'. They are my 'stray cats' as my great aunt refers to them. Once you start feeding them they won't go away...and apparently i'm a great cook!
The things I say will not always make sense. I am funny. I am sarcastic. I am educated. (Sometimes I forget this and the ghettoredneckcoonass comes out. I cannot help it. Hushitup!) I am a smartass. I do not sleep a lot. I may be off color at times. I am also harmless. You may not get my style and that is not my fault. This blog is not meant to be anything other than my thoughts. What I say belongs to me and at the end of the day...it's just words. Get over yourself. If you are offended, go away. You have been warned...