Jul
31
have you ever looked for your social security card for a few weeks and just could not remember where you put it? or your drivers liscense that you knew was in your wallet but now is gone? what about your debit card that you knew you had put on the dresser the night before? well i can tell you where they are! your social security cards are under the books on your shelf after being used for a game of 'library card'. your liscense is in the back pocket of your four year old after a game of 'going to the store to buy beeya' (beer), and your debit card is in the same four year olds zebra print purse after she was pretending to be big. if you seem to be losing things faster than you can find them i suggest you find your smallest kid and next to smallest kids and dont ask. because they will lie. just put on your saddest face and muster up a tear or just cover your eyes and wrinkle your forehead and absolutely make the saddest speech you can about how you have lost your belongings and you are thinking about calling the PO leece. give it about four to thirteen minutes and walah!! your things will start appearing. its easy as that!!sheesh.
really?? who created these like cookie snatching theives?? it wasnt me!! i mean i cant say ive never stolen anything in my life. but i can say when confronted with it i either forked it over or would have gone to the grave with where it was. i mean really if youre gonna lie...lie well! and if youre gonna steal something...make sure you put it back before anyone notices!!
damn five finger freddy little cookie munchin mess makin' no after-potty wipin' buttheads!!!
I have one with adhd who can NOT stop fiddling with things. If anything's missing, I know it's in his hands, or pockets, or room.
My second came home from college this weekend, and immediately started fiddling with stuff on the kitchen counter--it was the first time I had noticed that HE did it, TOO.
yeah i dont understand the whole 'fiddling with everything' obsession...