Just the ramblings of a crazy Mom of two beautiful girls (and YaYa to many children that I adore) navigating through my snafu'd life. This blog is my way of 'clearing the cobwebs' and trying to maintain my sanity.
I have a chaotic life full of kids, dogs, coffee, my best girls, blogging, a full time job, screaming kids, laundry, remodeling, mowing, taking the trash out, a crazy family, more kids thrown in the mix, bad plumbing, laughing until I pee my pants, electrical malfunctions, and everything else the Big G thinks He needs to throw at me on this ride we call life, all the while trying to survive being a single mother. Because let's face it...every day that I wake up, I am outnumbered!
well the crab, shrimp, and sausage gumbo is done. it smells great. im just not a gumbo fan anymore. or a shrimp fan that much. thank you to my second pregnancy i dont care for either one that much anymore. which is strange. my dad is sleeping in his room. the girls are fighting in the living room and i think i may go crack open another beer. just thought i would sit down for a minute and ignore everything going on around me and write for a minute.
*sigh* here i am. again. its past 0100 and i am still up. not sure why. apparently all those years of partying combined with the years of army combined with the years of motherhood combined with the years of working weird shifts combined with the fact that i am a night owl have all added up to: me NOT sleeping. the fact that my mind never seems to shut off doesnt help matters. so while im laying in bed wishing i could go to sleep there are a bazillion things going on in my brain. what makes you do this? why cant your head just shut up. turn off. power down. leave you alone. its exhausting. maybe some over the counter pm magic will help. if not i feel a hot toddy coming on...
I am really not sure why...but I thought maye blogging would be a good idea. This, like many of my good ideas, may come back to bite me in the haunches. We will just have to see. I may say things you don't agree with, inspire you, give way too much advice, make you think, subject you to TMI on something personal, give you the giggles, drive you nuts, or just plain piss you off. Either way it goes, I am just me. Feel free to leave comments or kuddos or shut the hell up's. They will be taken with a grain of salt. No apologies, no explanations, no nothing. Read if you like, go away if you do not.
Just a mom of two kids. Big K and Lil K. Who make me loco on a daily basis. I have a ton of other kids that call me 'YaYa'. They are my 'stray cats' as my great aunt refers to them. Once you start feeding them they won't go away...and apparently i'm a great cook!
The things I say will not always make sense. I am funny. I am sarcastic. I am educated. (Sometimes I forget this and the ghettoredneckcoonass comes out. I cannot help it. Hushitup!) I am a smartass. I do not sleep a lot. I may be off color at times. I am also harmless. You may not get my style and that is not my fault. This blog is not meant to be anything other than my thoughts. What I say belongs to me and at the end of the day...it's just words. Get over yourself. If you are offended, go away. You have been warned...